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Apr 4, 2009, 9:20 pm
Bathing? 
How often should you do it? I haven't taken a bath or washed my hair for 3 months. I just don't feel like it. Should I be doing it more often? 


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dumbass
Apr 5, 2009,5:36 pm
No. I think if you stay unclean, you'll eventually collect enough dirt and produce enough nutrients on your skin to support a small vegetable garden. What's that growing under your armpits? Fresh cabbage? Mmm... Pass me the butter. Or even better -- just scrape some out from the inside of your knee. Lunch is on!!!

 
 


Wait, what?
Nov 23, 2009,6:12 pm
No. I've gone longer.